Sometimes you don't even have to make things up.
Suspects sought for Easter Bunny beating
WNYT-TVUSA - Rotterdam police are looking for three teens who witnesses say attacked an Easter Bunny at Rotterdam Square Mall. The bunny was at the Cherry Hill Photo Store to have his picture taken with children Thursday night.
Witnesses said three teens walked by and one hit the bunny in the back of the head.
The man inside the bunny suit is fine. He estimated $600 in damages was done to the head of the suit.
Police are still looking for the teens.
Admit it, Bob, you've wanted to whack the Bunny yourself on more than one occasion. People dressed in Easter Bunny costumes are just annoying, not sacred!
At least they didn't hit the kids.
I guess it could have been worse. In NY they might have used a gun on the Bunny.
See Ya
Joe